Friday, May 17, 2013

Good News

Well, we here at the USDA have narrowed Colony Collapse Disorder to about 16 different possibilities, the best of which are:
  • A parasitic mite called Varroa Destructor
  • Viruses
  • A bacterial disease called European Foulbrood
  • Pesticides (specifically neonicotinoids)
  • Cell phone radiation
  • A combination of Nosema Apis Fungus and Invertebrate Iridescent Virus
  • Climate change
 Just know that we are working on the case.

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  2. Really? I know I'm complex and all, but that's seriously all you can do? I'm disappointed. But I'm really in trouble, could you maybe just take a shotgun approach and deal with all of these things? Actually no, scratch that. The things you all do to me with shotguns are not good. That's all.

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