Monday, May 13, 2013

Sup bros, I'm dying.

I have a bit of a dilemma, you see me and my people are kind of... well... dying. Its been happening for a while now, since about 2006. Could somebody help me out?

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  1. It's probably Colony Collapse Disorder. It's been happening for a while now, but we don't really know how it works. Bottom line, there's not a lot we can do.

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    1. What on Earth did you just logging say about me? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous species extinctions, and I have over 98% confirmed exctinctions. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top life supporter in the entire solar system. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my words. You think you can get away with being so ignorant over the Internet? Think again, trucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bear hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Earth and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you idiots. I will rain fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re extinct, kiddo.

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